ISDN	It Still Does Nothing
APPLE	Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity
SCSI	System Can't See It
DOS	Defective Operating System
BASIC	Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control
IBM	I Blame Microsoft
DEC	Do Expect Cuts
CD-ROM	Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete Monthly
OS/2	Obsolete Soon, Too
WWW	World Wide Wait
MACINTOSH	Most Application Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs
PENTIUM	Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding of Math
COBOL	Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language
AMIGA	A Merely Insignificant Game Addiction
LISPS	Let's Insert Some Parentheses
MIPS	Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed
WINDOWS	Will Install Needless Data On Whole System
MICROSOFT	Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fool Teenagers